Let's call today: 'Sunday 22 August 2004'
pirategirl 
wrote in the notebook:
this is fast becoming a depression blog .... that is so not what the 'grey' stands for at all!!!
okay, let's up the mood a bit.
the truckie
for those lucky people that have had the honor of being driven around in my funky lil' red-vej, you will have noticed that my gearstick is chrome with lil red bumpy metal bits that can only be described in an adult store as 'ribbed'.
anyway, these lil ribby things are quite fun to dawdle my fingers on while I'm waiting at a turn or traffic lights. and, as carly found in a book we shall only entitle here as the 'Guide To Being A Lesbian', some women use their gearsticks for sexual practises.... now, I dont know about you, but when carly shared this discovery with me, all we could think of was..... "how the fuck???"
I mean, do they take it off the car and use it and then replace it again? Or perhaps in the heat of the moment didnt want to make it to the backseat and whilst rolling over to the other seat, slipped and thought 'hey, that actually aint bad...'? Or do they raid car-yards looking for just the right model, or for cars that have fancy red ribbed ones like my car does?
however it may be that strange people come to use gearsticks in sexplay, this notion crosses my mind faintly whenever I tap on the metal absent-mindedly in the car.
today.... i was driving home from work. I was tired and headachey and mad at my boss for being so civil to me today after flat out knocking me down on friday. But I pulled up to a red light at an intersection, and began playing with the gearstick as usual.
I looked to my left and there, hanging out of a white truck, was this big bloke of a truckie watching my hands..... needless to say, I became a little more involved with my fingers. And not looking at him, the gearstick would have been a very happy little chappy if it were real. Then, the light turned green and I drove off, the truckie, not watching the lights, lingered at the line for a moment.... and I think I may have nearly caused a crash.
But either way, it was fun.
I'm such a tease.
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