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behold, my long overdue return!
hoorah i hear you say! hoorah!

welcome back vicki my friend, oh how i missed your fantastic quips of witty humor and talented writing - even though you just spelled 'humor' like a fucking American, but nevermind for we love you so - and please dont ever go away again!

Anyone seen the atrocity film 'Ned' (2003)?
This is what I just heard from it:

Bartender: "what'll ya have?"
Ned: "umm..... a shot of something..... how bout a cock sucking cowboy?"

*enter gay cowboy stripper to the theme of Its Raining Men*

HOW COOL! I LIKE IT.

oh i had so much to say - so much to share with you whilst i've been gone but alas my poor computer died waaaaaaa

so, i shall enlighten the ignorant masses with a survey that everyone hates - err loves... well i do so ner!

1. What time did you get up this morning? umm, woke up or got up? cos theyre really 2 different things!

2. Diamonds or pearls? Neither really, but diamonds if i had to choose - pretty and hard... like me.

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? The Village by M. Night Shyamalan.... hmmmmm scary?

4. What is your favourite TV show? Would have to be Simpsons of course

5. What did you have for breakfast? Rice Bubbles and Tea

6. What is your middle name? Blerrr Louise.

7. What is your favourite cuisine? Hmmmmm.... way too many answers.

8. What food's do you dislike? Not a big fan of parsnips or radishes!

9. What is your favourite crisp flavour? Y'mean chips? Umm Salt and Vinegar!!

10. What is your favourite CD at the moment? My mixed Ben Folds CD is kinda being played alot lately.

11. What kind of car do you drive? '86(?) Ford Laser. Bright and Shiny and RED!

12. Favourite sandwich? Mmmm ham and mustard and mayo.... nummy

13. What characteristic do you despise? Any of mine? Maybe those people that just whine for the sake of hearing their own voice and getting sympathy... oh and people who do things just to get noticed... like cutters who arent really cutters but just do it so they show their 'scars'. Fake people in general.

14. Favourite item of clothing? My denim jacket with the woolly inside - and my faux fur coat mmmm warmmmmmmmm.

15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? UK... or maybe Peru provided David never left my side and translated and was there for me to snog.... umm... i mean... hmmm...

16. What colour is your bathroom? Greeeeeeeeeeen tiles and Blue walls. It needs to be renovated though.

17. Favourite brand of clothing? Wave Runner... oh and 'Reef Breaker' or something... whatever GOLO sells :P

18. Where would you retire to? Somewhere nice and sunny and warm.

19. Favourite time of the day? Twilight. It's purty.

20. What was your most memorable birthday? Ummm i remember my 7th was at the zoo.... hopefully this one coming up will be coooooool - woohoo the old age of 21.

21. Where were you born? Bedford Park, South Australia.

22. Favourite sport to watch? I quite liked snowmobile racing in the USA.

23. Who do you least expect to send this back to you? Well.... I'm posting this soooo.... everyone???

24. Person you expect to send it back first? Anyone that forgets that this is a site post not an email?? And not even I have friends that stupid! (please dont prove me wrong, fans).

25. What fabric detergent do you use? I am quite partial to Woolwash - mmmmm fuzzy.

26. Coke or Pepsi? Coke definately.

27. Are you a morning person or a night owl? Night Owl - tho not by much. But I'm definately not a morning person - I never used to be this bad - and not as bad as some *ahem* carly....

28. What is your shoe size? ummm Men's 7... ladies.....9? i think...

29. Do you have any pets? A poor sore paw puddy who doesnt like this cold weather :(

30. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with your family & friends? Umm.... i like girls?... but you know that...

31. What did you want to be when you were little? A writer like my hero Roald Dahl and I'd illustrate my books. Aah the cartoonist still lives in me.

32. What are you meant to be doing today? I was meant to be working, and i did, then Ember and I went to the pub where I had two drinks and loosened up and started talking and talking and talking and now someone I work with knows more about me than I'd like, cos I always said no one at work would know me that well - even tho Ember is the closest thing to a friend at work.

Thats my survey.

So yeah, Ember just listened to me ramble and when I put down my head and told myself to stop talking she put her hands on mine and told me go on. I said 'you're hearing the world of vicki' and she patted my arm and told me she liked hearing it and that it's interesting. And when we left she hugged me and said goodbye and then "i'm glad i'm your friend".

I didnt really say anything, just sort of smiled, embarassed slightly about everything I had said about myself to her. It wasn't alot. Nothing all that revealing, I think I say more on here, but still, for some reason I just didn't want anyone I that work with knowing me so well, however small that amount may be. Still, Ember is different, I dont think anyone else from work would have gotten all that out of me.

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