Let's call today: 'Saturday, 25 December 2004'
pirategirl
wrote in the notebook:
give me pussy anyday
howdy y'all and welcome to the first of my blogs from my new temporary outpost here in Morphett Vale looking after Kylie's house and pets, where i will be until Jan 17th or thereabouts. there's 2 cats, 2 dogs and 2 fish to look after, not to mention myself of course - so 7 animals all up.
but anyway, all of the quadraped's in my care (an animal thats been raped 4 times?) are very wimpy, most of all the female dog who is constantly after attention, but there's also the small male who, when he's not trying to mount the female whos about seven times bigger than he, is trying to jump into my lap and lick my face (lol arent all boys the same??). the cats however, are quite happy to be fed and occassionally scratched behind the ear as i go by.
the bitch, ella, will jump up and follow me everywhere at the slightest movement i make, even if im just going from the lounge to the kitchen, and she is ALWAYS trying to sleep on my bed at night. the only real 'cute' moment we've had was yesterday while i was watering the backyard and she was chasing the stream of water trying to bite it. that was pretty funny, but other than that, she gets annoying... i guess now i know how people feel when i get clingy =oP
the cats though are quite welcome to sleep on my bed are to curl up in my lap. right now the dogs are at my feet rowling and snapping at each other and rolling all over the floor, and the cats are on the dining room chairs watching with a look of "dog's are stupid" - i must say in the case of these two, i have to agree.
yeah, i really am a pussy lover.
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