Let's call today: 'Monday, 11 July 2005'
pirategirl
wrote in the notebook:
a fact or two
you don't have to be a parent to live with children.
when you appear in the doorway and cluck like a chicken, even quietly, and the person on the computer jumps and closes lots of windows, they were doing something naughty.
numb toes in waterproof boots can be relieved by holding them under hot running water, a detachable shower head is perfect.
never prank-sms someone from your own phone, your phonenumber is visible you idiot.
cats do not like clothes-pegs on their tail.
slamming doors does not instil fear, you just look stupid and add wear to the door.
broken doors are expensive.
don't expect flowers from people who know that you don't like flowers.
yes, size does matter.
vinyl parts on shoes should be kept away from bonfires.
just because i appear offline, doesn't mean you're not simply blocked.
also, just because i don't chat to you often, doesn't mean i'm moody/mad/sooky at you.
hendon is too far for me to drive at 7-in-the-frikkin-morning tomorrow.
a cat will come to you when called, but only if it deems you worthy.
when the coolroom is 4 degrees warmer than the air outside it, don't bother putting stuff away.
don't sharply turn an all-terrain-vehicle on an undulating surface, those ad's on TV lie and are performed by professionals.
a 4-wheeler ATV bike will fortunately turn its engine off automatically when you roll it and your leg is underneath.
after rolling a 4-wheeler ATV bike don't come in pretending nothing happened, the dirt all over you gives it away.
in a cold environment/work station, hands using the computer-mouse must be alternated.
and finally, the butler did it.
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