Let's call today: 'Sunday, 16 October 2005'
pirategirl
wrote in the notebook:
Post by request (kinda)
On a deserted island I want *these two things* and *these three people* and why. - Marije
Sounds good. Thanks Marije.
Ok, on a deserted island I would take my guitar and my camera providing it had some neverending power source and an endless space capacity, and Missy Higgins, Lior and Ben Folds (complete with instruments) so that we could jam (or more likely, they can jam and serenade me, and be on hand for me to perform sexual favours upon in return). All of this I would do most happily.
Next question... where can I obtain this island and these afore mentioned items of my choice??
Worst five places to have sex - Stef
Hmm intriguing, Stef. This a question you've wondered about for long? Ok, in no particular order, in my opinion and/or experience, the worst five places to have sex are:
1. In a room/space smelling of vomit/urine/defecation/all of the above. 2. The front porch from which you can hear your mother snoring a few windows down. 3. A flight of steps 4. On your office desk so that you keep bumping the intercom buttons 5. The front seat of my small car
And as a bonus, I offer in no particular order, in my opinion and/or experience, the five best places to have sex are:
1. In a spa 2. On a large comfy bed with a mosquito net or some sort of curtaining, lots of pillows would be nice too thanks. 3. Under the moon by the beach 4. Somewhere with access to bottles of ice cold water on a hot day 5. The front seat of my small car
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