Let's call today: 'Monday, 13 October 2008'
wrote in the notebook:
today you can call me Queen Proscrastination.
Lauren's first day of training at work - and the same morning she gets approved for a new flat in the city.
I've only done half of what I need to do today, plus I don't really want to go to rehearsal later on.
Ted has just told me that if I get bored of the things I need to do today I'm to write him a shopping list.
I'm not sure who it'd be for, so that'd make for an interesting list...
one opened bottle of ketchup, 32 cans of tuna (Assorted flavours), one spinning top, a hatchet, gardening mulch, a quill, a pack of ornamental souvenir thimbles, one pair of wooden clogs, a snorkel, XXS underpants, one pair of bicycle inner tubes, a sextant, the current issue of Independent Hamster Enthusiast Magazine, a disposable camera, and jerry can filled with raspberry cordial
It'd make for an interesting day.
On the upside I've somehow managed to prepare and eat breakfast and put on pants in order to check the letterbox. So that's got to give me some points surely.
Anyway, I must attempt something a little more impressive in the way of hacking a chunk out of my to do list.
I bid you adieu.
P.S quote that proves I am truly hilarious:
"My God! When they're over each others' places, how does one even get up to go to the toilet without the other falling into Shakespearean fits of melancholy?"
in response to two friends newly together and suffering the burden of being apart for a whole two days.
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