Let's call today: 'Wednesday, 29 December 2004'
pirategirl 
wrote in the notebook:
Wow, "My Sharona" is on and i'm not up air-guitaring and dancing.
Maybe I really am sick.
Doctor, does this mean I'm going to die?
Yes, Vicki, I'm afraid it does.
GASP I am sick, I was dusting yesterday! That proves it! I need a maid.
"Maids like me, I'm neat.
I like maids, they're neat.
Everybody ought to have a maid."
-A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum
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Let's call today: 'Saturday, 25 December 2004'
pirategirl
wrote in the notebook:
give me pussy anyday
howdy y'all and welcome to the first of my blogs from my new temporary outpost here in Morphett Vale looking after Kylie's house and pets, where i will be until Jan 17th or thereabouts. there's 2 cats, 2 dogs and 2 fish to look after, not to mention myself of course - so 7 animals all up.
but anyway, all of the quadraped's in my care (an animal thats been raped 4 times?) are very wimpy, most of all the female dog who is constantly after attention, but there's also the small male who, when he's not trying to mount the female whos about seven times bigger than he, is trying to jump into my lap and lick my face (lol arent all boys the same??). the cats however, are quite happy to be fed and occassionally scratched behind the ear as i go by.
the bitch, ella, will jump up and follow me everywhere at the slightest movement i make, even if im just going from the lounge to the kitchen, and she is ALWAYS trying to sleep on my bed at night. the only real 'cute' moment we've had was yesterday while i was watering the backyard and she was chasing the stream of water trying to bite it. that was pretty funny, but other than that, she gets annoying... i guess now i know how people feel when i get clingy =oP
the cats though are quite welcome to sleep on my bed are to curl up in my lap. right now the dogs are at my feet rowling and snapping at each other and rolling all over the floor, and the cats are on the dining room chairs watching with a look of "dog's are stupid" - i must say in the case of these two, i have to agree.
yeah, i really am a pussy lover.
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Let's call today: 'Thursday, 16 December 2004'
pirategirl
wrote in the notebook:
ooooh funky
if i was ever going to release an album, i think this would be on the cover, with the title in the middle. it just looks... i dunno....albumish....
i do have an album in the making, its working title was Perpetual Flea (only cos I had to have a name when i mixed my first track and that popped into my head, and there it's stayed). i'm sure this wonderful piece of brilliance will explode onto the music scene within moments of its release, so do look out for it wont you?
what that pic actually is is me playin with some shots ben took of me today, i didnt even know he was taking them, hence the slight "huh?" expression on my face.
but hey, isnt my hair cool? it was better yesterday. all flicky and funky.
i almost bought a funky shirt today, i looked hell cute in it. but it was $40, and even with the discount for the day, it was still too much.
"damn you clothing section! dont you understand i have christmas shopping to do?!?!"
and yes, i can sms from a public payphone, isnt that just so cool???
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Let's call today: 'Wednesday, 15 December 2004'
pirategirl
wrote in the notebook:
for the wheatus fans
ok, so i know they only had about 2 good songs (if you want to call Teenage Dirtbag good) but this song is really catchy.
so here it is A Little Respect by Wheatus. i'm listening to it now, and im bopping away.
This song reminds me of Dave. *sigh* oh how i miss him. he and i would sing this all the time.
*sniff*
A Little Respect
I tried to discover a little something to make me sweeter
Oh baby refrain from breaking my heart
I'm so in love with you
I'll be forever blue
That you give me no reason, you know you're making me work so hard
That you give me no...soul
I hear you calling
Oh baby please give a little respect to me
And if I should falter, would you open your arms out to me?
We can make love not war, and live in peace with our hearts
I'm so in love with you, I'll be forever blue
What religion or reason could drive a man to forsake his lover?
Don't you tell me no...soul
I hear you calling
Oh baby please, give a little respect to me
I'm so in love with you
I'll be forever blue
That you give me no reason
You know you're making me work so hard
That you give me no...soul
I hear you calling
Oh baby, please give a little respect to me
Oh baby, please give a little respect to me
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Let's call today: 'Monday, 13 December 2004'
pirategirl
wrote in the notebook:
eating something yummy
when eggs are the predominant ingredient in a homecooked meal in this household, i'm glad i work on a herbfarm.
mmmmm parsley, oregano, chives, allll over and thru the egg, cheese, capsicum, tomato and bacon.
YUMMY
my mum is a fucking genius in the kitchen sometimes.
i told her if she keeps excelling like this, she'll be asked to do this more often, so she'd better watch out.
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pirategirl
wrote in the notebook:
i havent told anyone this yet
but sometime this week im going to the doctor. then sometime later i'm going to have something cut out of me.
i say something because right now that's all i know it as.
so yeah, anyone feel like cuddling me? i think i need it.
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Let's call today: 'Sunday, 5 December 2004'
pirategirl
wrote in the notebook:
something thats baffled me awhile
i have homework for you all.
in no less that 20 words, please explain why boys are obsessed with testicles - both their own and those of passing male animals.
begin
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